DOTLAN EveMaps

u'This is an exclusive Post-Prison Corporation for space gods.

Requirements:

Must have been stabbed more than once, but less than 3 times.


Must have been shot.


Must be willing to be a fall guy in certain circumstances.*


Must be willing to hospitalize deadbeat dads in the name of the Corp.**

















*Pursuant to EXCON legal doctine \xa7 21 \xb6 1, in the event the number of required scapegoats falls below the number of volunteers, a draft will be formulated to maintain legal status for The Corporation.

** Any and all legal implications perceived as valid as a result of actions brought about by the strict application of the requirements requested for hire are not the fault of The Corporation. You may be assigned a lawyer from our legal team under certain circumstances. Submit a ticket to our Criminal Defense Team by calling 1-800-Eve-ISRL'